I always enjoy hearing about the so-called life of “professional” traders, Wall Street and bank traders. What is this “summer doldrums” people are talking about. Why do they have a big drop in productivity. In my own trading I have enjoyed a nice increase and am now about to top 120% for the last two months. Meanwhile according to Bloomberg the “professional” traders are spending their time on Tinder, a dating app in order to stay entertained.